1. siderealscion:

    mALEFISHIENT, MARK

    ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

    (these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

    (via just-remember-darling)

     
  2. ttthea:

    The best thing I have ever seen. Ever

    (Source: tastefullyoffensive, via tyleroakley)

     

  3. "How come every other organ in your body can get sick and you get sympathy, except your brain?"
    — 

    Ruby Wax 

    Reblogging the SHIT out of this.

    (via livelifebyliving)

    (Source: r-ed-iscover-peace, via sydneydalton)

     
  4. wilderness-lair-shatterdome:

    jasminedarling:

    He was a skater goat, he said see you later, goat.

    HE WASN’T GOAT ENOUGH FOR HERD

    (Source: babygoatsandfriends, via theflowerbottoms)

     
  5. thecutestofthecute:

    More dogs with their babies.

    (via madospoopiano)

     
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  7. tastefullyoffensive:

    How Peaches are Sold in China [full story at rocketnews]

    (via allthatandsometacobell)

     
  8. (Source: ozneo, via theflowerbottoms)

     
  9. vonmunsterr:

    thegenuflector:

    Anna Faris and Chris Pratt are a pretty great couple.

    I love them so much bless their perfect souls.

    (via newthings-hopalong)

     
  10. saddeer:

    this is the happiest I’ve been in a long time

    (Source: BuzzFeed, via theswagofinsanity)

     
  11. 2wentysixletters:

    Typewriter Series #77

    (via cailey-eloise)